That's pretty cute and Ms. Marciano wanted me to tell you that she can read
the computer just fine......lol.
janice &
marciano
in st louis
On Wed, Aug 3, 2011 at 11:54 PM, Ed Cifelli <kc7mwp@yahoo.com> wrote:
> **
>
>
> I apologize, but I could not resist. My boxers read this and demanded I
> send it to you.
>
> EdC
>
> lighthearted break for thursday... if you've got pets, feel free to copy
> this for them, don't forget to post it low so they can read it too... then
> we can all have a laugh
>
> FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY. FOR THOSE THAT DON'T,
> IT IS A TRUE STORY.
>
> The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.
>
> Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain
> your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw
> print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it
> becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in
> the slightest.
>
> The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me
> to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall
> faster than you can run.
>
> I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am
> very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch
> to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a
> ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each
> other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible.. I also know that
> sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end
> to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
>
> For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some
> miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not
> necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under
> the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I
> entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline
> attendance is not required.
>
> The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog
> or cat's butt. I cannot stress this
> enough.
>
> Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the
> front door:
>
> TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
>
> (1) They live here. You don't.
> (2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
> That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.
> (3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
> (4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who
> are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.
>
> Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
> (1) eat less,
> (2) don't ask for money all the
> time,
> (3) are easier to train,
> (4) normally come when called,
> (5) never ask to drive the car,
> (6) don't smoke or drink,
> (7) don't want to wear your clothes,
> (8) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
> (9) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
> (10) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children ...
>
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